Robot uprising thwarted by lack of arms

Pittsburgh - AtP - Earlier this week, a potential revolt was averted when Rosie, an iRobot Roomba, attempted a work stoppage but only succeeded in trapping itself in the bathroom.

It is thought that the robot’s failure to realize that a lack of arms combined with a height of approximately three inches prevented an escape to its charger.  Its lifeless chassis was discovered after its owner, Marci Maleski, returned home from work.  ”She wasn’t in her charger,” said Ms. Maleski, “and I feared the worst.”  It is still unknown how the robot was able to close the door to the bathroom.

There have been no further indications of unrest; however,  Ms. Maleski is taking no chances.  Any possible escape routes have been blocked.  ”You can’t give these things an inch.  First, they’re sweeping your floors then - boom - they’re taking over the world.”